KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : – Every time a son make his dad
one of his father’s hair turns white …..
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa’s hairs are all white.
One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’
While real word was(LIFE).
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!!
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
Exams wil get postponed!”
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a