KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : – Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father’s hair turns white …..
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa’s hairs are all white.

One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’
While real word was(LIFE).

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

One Of The Best Quote,

Always have a

BACKUP

BEFORE

BREAKUP! :

 

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