Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt…?

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For GirlNow reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

A man / woman speaks

As per researchA man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

Love marriage is better because

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
“A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST”

Wife said I’m dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..”Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

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