Question by a student !!
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.��
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can't sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Love has no age….
Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age" Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P