Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from your Hotel Window.
Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is your Personal Matter.
Husband : You Idiot! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!
Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :
“Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed”
Joke 3 :
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair….
Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart
AFTER MARRIAGE :
Fun starts now (Read from bottom to top)