On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…’
Nice perfume…..which one is it?I want to gift it to my wife…!’
Lady’Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…!’
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent’s answer:Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, don’t smell him, teach him……
Teacher- Why are u late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s…
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase.